Craig D. Here

1. I moved to Japan 12 years ago… Yawn.

2. I became an expert ESL teacher. That’s what people I’ve taught to teach say but their just being nice. Click here to see me in ESL Teaching Action OR check out my esl site here.

3. I once tried to snort a line of Wasabi after drinking too much sake and do not recommend you EVER try that! (the Wasabi part)

4. Been married for 12 years and have a 10 year old daughter… Any day now they’ll be leaving my silly butt.

5. I have a ravage passion for marketing products and services on the internet. You’re right, It’s All A Big Scam

6. I once ate 27 plates of sushi my first time at a kaiten sushi shop… A buck a plate, I couldn’t help myself.

7. My wife is the only person in the world who thinks I’m funny. Everyone else says I’m a jerk.

8. I wrote an ebook on how to teach English in Japan ( http://www.teaching-in-japan.com and even though many have bought it, loved it, and seen my classes, people still think I am a capitalistic pig for selling the information instead of giving it away.

9. I once missed the last train returning home from Yokohama and slept in a park along side real homeless people that actually wash their feet.

10. I got pulled over two times in Japan and acted like I couldn’t speak Japanese and was let go with a warning.

11. Everything you’ve read above is a lie.